Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Inspired by So I Married

Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Dismantling your life over a bicycle proves the signal never existed

Lanes like these were where neighbors became friends and Saturday nights had a permanent address

vintage TV nostalgia

Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Inspired by So I MarriedEarning a nickname based entirely on a speech pattern is the kind of neighborhood immortality most people never achieve. Some guys get remembered for heists, others for saying everything twice, everything twice. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Large gold distressed block letters read "JIMMY" above white text reading "Two" and "Times" flanking a blue teal halftone portrait of Jimmy Two Times in a suit. Red, gold, and teal mid century atomic