Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz " A red accordion illustration

" A red accordion illustration sits beside dark red text reading "Very big in Sheboygan

with "Scrooge & Marley" centered in large distressed blackletter type

and white powdered wig

A red ribbon banner at the bottom contains gold text reading "NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SCHWEDDY BALLS

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz " A red accordion illustrationSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved