You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Allentown's minor league baseball roots

Allentown's minor league baseball roots stretch back to the late 1890s

Beeville's Orange Growers took the field in 1910 as part of the Southwest Texas League

with "NOODLE BAR" in teal below

Plato never had claws

Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Allentown's minor league baseball rootsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"