Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White "SANTA CARLA" and "CALIFORNIA" are

"SANTA CARLA" and "CALIFORNIA" are centered between two small blood droplets

Craig's two-word dismissal became the most efficient eviction notice in conversational history

Matching navy text below reads "OF A BITCH" in the same retro rounded style

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Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White "SANTA CARLA" and "CALIFORNIA" areTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft