Master Baster - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy all rendered in a weathered

all rendered in a weathered 1950s rock and roll band typography style

smaller weathered golden-yellow sans-serif text reads "NEW YORK" over "CITY

Aliens dismissing humanity as a conspiracy theory is the most believable thing about extraterrestrial life

Distressed white arched text reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" above a circular emblem containing a silhouette of Andy Dufresne standing behind prison bars

but Encino Bowl became the kind of place people still talk about

Master Baster - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy all rendered in a weatheredBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit