It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'"

Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'" to the right

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It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'"Mandatory uniform for the cookout's resident character. Arrives at 11, monopolizes the grill by 2, gets carried inside before the fireworks start. National tradition. The Details: Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below. A cartoon hot dog (deep red sausage, golden bun, yellow mustard zigzag) sits dead center over a speckled vintage texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic