You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_fletch Arched distressed green serif text

Arched distressed green serif text reads "BANGOR

This design is a custom stylish textual tribute and subtle nod to a bygone era

Walking toward the O

With a headband tighter than your uncle’s jorts on the 4th of July

Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_fletch Arched distressed green serif textSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below